Anonymous whispered: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby



19 Oct 14 07pm via spookybuttholeprivilege

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein



19 Oct 14 07pm via onlyhighonlife

fuckyeahchihuahua:

I’m Walter.  I don’t roll on shabbos.

Follow me on instagram

Like me on Facebook



19 Oct 14 07pm via fuckyeahchihuahua

brotoad:

rare photo of UKIP leader nigel farage



19 Oct 14 04pm via reallifeawaitsus

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.



19 Oct 14 04pm via tsuwabooki

gerardgayofficial:

oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper

(Source: gerardgayofficial)



19 Oct 14 04pm via a-long-road-winding

snapslikethis:

Look at this

LOOK

I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse

oh, harry

Harry James you precious baby

I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO

It was so calculated

He remembered that conversation

Hermione’s research

actual, possible redemption for Voldemort

he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved

before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together

Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself



19 Oct 14 03pm via comealongraggedypond

overtheunderpass:

I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account



19 Oct 14 03pm via edwardspoonhands

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?



19 Oct 14 01pm via onlyhighonlife