Anonymous whispered: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???



This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

19 Oct 14 07pm via spookybuttholeprivilege



turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

19 Oct 14 07pm via onlyhighonlife


I’m Walter.  I don’t roll on shabbos.

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19 Oct 14 07pm via fuckyeahchihuahua


rare photo of UKIP leader nigel farage

19 Oct 14 04pm via reallifeawaitsus


Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

19 Oct 14 04pm via tsuwabooki


oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper

(Source: gerardgayofficial)

19 Oct 14 04pm via a-long-road-winding


Look at this


I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse

oh, harry

Harry James you precious baby

I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO

It was so calculated

He remembered that conversation

Hermione’s research

actual, possible redemption for Voldemort

he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved

before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together

Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself

19 Oct 14 03pm via comealongraggedypond


I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account

19 Oct 14 03pm via edwardspoonhands


There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

19 Oct 14 01pm via onlyhighonlife